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Thursday, December 22, 2011

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He met her after a long break up.

He told her : Sorry, I've met a new one, I have a new girlfriend and another future..
How about your life?

She closed her eyes to hide her tears, Remembered all the memories she shared with him, She remembered how she shared his pain before his happy moments and how she refused many other boys just to stay with him.

She kept the remains of her pride and collected her force,
smiled and said : Sorry Sir, but do i know you ?

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When you have so much pain in your heart u want to cry,,
only person who can stop u from crying,.
is exactly the same person who made u cry...!!

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As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! If you had this childhood and loved it.. Like this

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Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
...gf : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
gf : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
:-P

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‎*A Heart-Breaking Love Story*

There was a Guy Who was so Tired of Reading his Girlfriend's Message..
Because There are Always I Love Yew, I Miss Yew Or have Yew Eaten Yewr Meals?

One Night While Lying On Bed, He Received a Text Message from her..
He Didn't Read it Instead, He went to Sleep..

In the Morning, He Woke by a Call from his Gf's Mom..
She was Crying While Telling him that his Girlfriend was Killed that Night She Texted him..

He Remember the Message & Read it.. "Honey Pls Come & Help Me, Some1 is Following Me.. Pls"

MORAL: Never Ignore a Person Who Loves & Cares foh Yew Because One Day Yew May Realize Yew've Lost the Moon while Counting the Stars.. !!

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‎*Joke of the Day*
A Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner:

Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)

Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: hahahahaha! after all he is your Son!(robot slaps Mom)

*Like & Comment* if it Makes You Laugh xD

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