Monday, November 26, 2012

Book Review: The Sisters Brothers by Patrick DeWitt

 


You should never judge a book by its cover but I did judge this. Cartoon skulls are only acceptable if McQueen, they have no place on the book shelf, and optical illusion graphics should be left in the 90s along with the 'magic eye'. But with an hour commute and no book in my bag, I reached for the only thing unread on my shelf,  The Sisters Brothers by Patrick DeWitt. On reading the blurb it confirmed my suspicions, a novel about two brothers working as assassins in the Wild West...not really my cup of tea.

Yet by the end of the first chapter I was hooked, not by the plot (a rancid spider poisoned toe is of little interest to me) but by the protagonist and the beautiful unique style. This first person account talks us through the observations and misguided feelings of Eli, the tubbier kinder of the two brothers, displaying DeWitt's talent for a less common type of poetry.

Eli explains the brothers' journey with an honest simplicity that really is a pleasure to read. Hilarious at times, I quite often found myself grinning like a goon at the pages before catching myself and returning to the sobriety of the Piccadilly Line.  It's humour lies in the unawareness of the jokes. What skill!

This is an excellent gift idea for a father or brother, I think one of my own will be receiving this in their stocking this year, and I look forward to the discussion following.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Story of Lin #5

 Matanya menala ke siling. Rasa lenguh lah pulak.. Mana taknya, hampir 3 jam dia terbaring di atas katil single tu. Tuala di tepi dicapai. Peluh dingin di dahi disapu. Basah kuyup tuala ni! Comforter ditarik paras dada. Badan dah berpeluh dari 3 jam yang lepas tapi..Ya Allah sejuknya...Padahal bukannya pasang air-cond.. Kipas lagilah tak. Namun sakit yang menyeksakan ini bertanggungjawab.

Ya Allah... Dan sakit itu datang kembali. Ya Allah, Ya Rahman Ya Rahim.. biarlah sakit ini menjadi penawar segala dosaku..
 Tangan kiri meraba tepi bantal. Yeah. Dapat. Lalu dilayangkan tangan bersama sehelai kertas ke hadapan muka manakala tangan kanan diletakkan di bawah abdomen. Bibir perlahan-lahar menuturkan..

Bismillahirahmanirrahim X3
A 'uzhu biizzatillah wakudratihi min syarrimaa ajidu wa uhaa zirr. x7
Aku berlindung kepada kebesaran Allah dan kekuasaannya, daripada kejahatan apa yang aku derita dan aku khuatirkan.

Tiba-tiba terasa sesuatu melalui tengkuk. Pantas tubuh di tegakkan dan besen yang berbau hanyir di bawah katil ditarik. Diluahkan segala yang ada dalam isi perut. Sabar lah Lin... Tiba-tiba pintu terkuak. Wajah ibu terjenggul. "Tak kurang lagi sakit?" kepala digeleng. Suara tak mampu keluar.

"Mak ada buat kari. Nak?"
"Takpalah mak.. tak selera lagi."
"Takpalah, makan jelah ya? kasi panas sikit badan tu. Dah lah asyik muntah je dari balik tadi."
Kepala hanya dianggukkan.
Terus badan dihumban ke atas katil.
Tiba tiba status seorang penulis buku menyapa ingatan.

Kenapa Aku Anuti Islam?
Kenapa?
Cari jawapannya dan guna logik akal mentafsir.

 Kenapa ya?
Sebab Islam itu sejahtera.. Islam itu benar. Islam itu adil.. Islam itu tidak mempunyai taraf. Islam itu menyeru ke arah kebaikan. Dan Islam itu Indah.
Macam tu ke jawapannya? Rasanya perlu didefinekan lagi satu persatu.

Dan ceramah agama channel 114 astro Al-Hijrah semalam menyentuh benak otaknya. Dr Zakir Naik. Siapa tak kenal? Mampu menghafal Holy Quran dan Bible macam hafal sifir 3 je. Dan hujahnya.. Langsung tanpa menunggu sesaat lidahnya menuturkan surah keberapa, ayat keberapa dari Quran ataupun Chapter apa dalam Gospel Of Matthew. Namun itu bukan persoalannya.
Ayatnya semalam yang membuatkan dia berfikir.

"Saya sebagai seorang Muslim wajib berdakwah kepada yang bukan Islam"
"Saya sebagai seorang Muslim wajib berdakwah kepada yang bukan Islam"
Selama ni berapa orang dah telah menerima dakwah daripada kau? eam. Secara face to face.. 3 orang.. 15 tahun. 3 orang.  SubhanaAllah.. kecilnya jumlah itu..


Thursday, November 22, 2012

Random #9 : Membebel. Lagi.

Assalamualaikum.
when a women says " what ? " , it's not because she didn't hear you . she's giving you a chance to change what you said .
 9: 28 p.m.
Baru lepas makan. Tadi solat Maghrib jemaah di surau.. Baca Yassin dan sokat Isya' terus.. Then minum air bandung walaupun semua jemaah duk makan nasi lemak yang disediakan. Sha buat-buat diet konon. KONON. Ramai betul orang datang surau hari Khamis. Jakunnya aku.
Result PMR akan diumumkan lebih kurang sebulan lagi. Berdebar sangat. Walaupun lagi sebulan, tiap hari akan ada ketika sha rasa sesak nafas bila pikiaq fasal PMR ni. Semalam ayah cakap.. fasal something yang....
 Keputusan. Next year sha decide nak makan pil perancang. What's that? Pil perancang itu merupakan pil untuk mencegah daripada kehadiran haid setiap bulan yang menyusahkan. Haha. Sha ingat nak usulkan perkara ni kat mak fasal kawan sha ada dua tiga orang yang makan pil perancang ni untuk cegah haid. Lagipun semua orang tau (chewwah) yang sha ni kalau period, senggugut tu, rasa macam ada lori yang tayar dia ada jarum hempap atas pinggang Sha. Sakit tau. Lagipun, tahun depan kan form four. Kot-kot bertembung dengan masa peperiksaan kan, kan nanya je. Tapi ada diorang cakap, pil perancang ni tak berapa elok fasal darah kotor tak boleh keluar. And berbahaya.Tapi ni darurat... Dan lagi satu sha runsing, kot2 hari Ujian Kecenderungan nanti Sha period macam mana? Adehhh.
Teringat masa tu sekali.
"Cho nak yang mana?" Soal ayah. Cho, nama manja yang lekat dari zaman hingusan  hingga umur dia kini kian 22 tahun.
"Eam, ikut ayah lah"
"Lah,ni kan kereta cho nanti."
"Takpelah, ikut ayah jelah."
Penat aku tengok dua beranak ni.
"Meh Lin pilih!"
"Ha, Lin pilihlah" Khairul Amilin. a.k.a. cho balas.
"Nak colour purple! Tak banyak kereta MyVi colour purple."
"Haha. Ayah suruh pilih 1.3 atau 1.5... bukan colour.."
Buat malu je. Dahlah depan salesman.
So.. That's all for today. Love you

Monday, November 19, 2012

Apabila Kian dibedil

Hentikanlah peperangan...
Sehingga aku tunaikan nazar ku!
Aku ingin mati syahid bersamamu!

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Competition! Win Toni&Guy Infusion Straighteners







I'm teaming up with Toni&Guy for a very exciting giveaway...

The prize is a Toni&Guy Infusion Straightener (RRP £80) an innovative new hair tool that protects when it styles. No more frazzled, dry crispy locks, the Infusion Straightener has a unique conditioning reservoir, which is designed to be filled up with TONI&GUY Heat Protection Mist; as you style your hair, the mist will infuse, protecting your hair and ensuring it is always shiny and healthy. 

To enter, simply follow this blog and leave a comment with your blog/email address so I can contact the winner....The competition will end next Sunday 25th November. Good luck!


This competition is now closed! I used a random number generator to choose the winner and I'm pleased to announce the winner is Sandra well done! Check your inbox xx

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Random #8

Baik aku menulis kat blog or buat cerpen daripada merapu dekat Facebook.. Haishhh.
Aku dengar adik Sha cakap kat mak.. and rasa nak baling dengan selipar kat muka dia.. "Mak, Shah cakap, kalau ayah tak jadi pergi China taun depan, shah nak buat keluar duit dalam bank, curi passport pastu lari dari rumah pergi ke hangzhou sorang-sorang." Dahlah abis serius muka adik sha tu.. tak reti bez antara gurau dengan real ke? Haihhhhh. Masakan pula bapaku memungkiri janji beliau terhadap anak-anaknya bukan? Haihh.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Winter Skincare: Murad Hydro-Dynamic and Liz Earle Polish and Cleanse reviews



Never mind calendars or barometers, I can predict the winter season's arrival by the condition of my skin! Almost as soon as the first leaves fall from the trees, my eyelids become dry, and the crisp flaking spreads to the rest of my complexion within days. Usually by this point in the year I'd be frantically raiding Boots for eczema friendly moisturisers and nourishing creamy cleansing lotions, but 2012 has been a little different thanks to Dr. Murad... 

A little while back I attended a Murad skincare event, and came away with Hydro-Dynamic Ultimate Moisture for Eyes and Hydro-Dynamic Ultimate Moisture cream. I began applying with caution, as rich creams can often be foe and irritate my sensitive skin, but hallelujah, these have not caused any pore clogging breakouts and do not sting on application (a terrible side effect I usually get with chapped dry areas). My skin has been successful saved from its usual winter fate; a miracle no less!

I've teamed these dreamy products with old favourite, Liz Earle Cleanse and Polish. Though skincare is very subject to skin types, I would recommend this to anyone with confidence! It is gentle yet deep cleansing, and manages to maintain the skin's hydration levels without leaving it feeling greasy or coated. Wonderful stuff, and it smells amazing too. Simply massage in to dry skin, and then polish off with a hot damp muslin cloth (there are 2 included). It's not very often that I admire my reflection, but I can't help but notice the radiance after this.



Check out Dr. Murad here and Liz Earle here...

Anyone got any other seasonal skincare saviors to recommend?



Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Wish List: Tom Ford Lip and Cheek Stain




In work I see reams of beauty launches, so I thought I would start posting about amazing products to look out for.

Part of the brand's AW12 collection, this lip stain is no longer brand spanking new, but it is firmly placed on my product wish list. Tom Ford lipsticks have long earned their beauty credentials and are considered the best on the luxury block, making this Lip and Cheek Stain a very exciting addition to the range.

I love it. I love the luxe glossy packaging, I love the dark balmy bullet. I love the fact it is formulated with acai oil and cherry extract to condition lips and last but not least, I love that it's a handbag friendly multi-tasker.

I don't love the fact it is £36. I have been thinking about it for several months, so may take the plunge one frivolous day...when I do you will be the first to know!

Monday, November 12, 2012

Story Of Lin #5

"Yoo, what's up? Any newbie?"
"Dont thing so. Why? Desperate nak cari clan baru, ke?" Soalnya. Sarkastik.
Dingin.
"Please, dont have to be so emotional, you know."
"You know that i'm, kinda frustated."

"Lin, Lin!!!"
Tersedar. What was that?
Kak Lin..
Kak Lin tengah buka langsir pintu bilik dah kepalanya menjengul keluar.
Keningnya terangkat sebelah.
"Min, ada orang datang." keningnya terangkat sebelah. Haihh.. awat gaya akak macam tanya aku pula? ingat aku ada kuasa magic-sihir-pembaca masa depan ke boleh tahu siapa yang datang.
"Ha?"
"Lelaki,"Ujar Kak Lin sepatah.
"Is that a name of one of my girl friends?"
Kak Lin menjulingkan matanya.
"Lelaki. Guy. Boy. Nan. Who's that? i thought you are in convent."
"I AM the one who should ask THAT." Pantas Min bangun menuju ke tingkap. Langsir tingkap diselak. Yeah.. Lelaki. Seorang. Motosikal. Rambut landak. Muka.. "Mamat komunis!"
"Wwh--att?"
"hmm.. Min tak kenal sangat. Tapi dia satu bas dengan Min." ujar Min sambil mencapai tudung Syria. Lalu disarung melepasi kepalanya. Heh. Rajin pulak aku pakai tudung hari ni.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Bila nak sambungnya, Sha?



Assalamualaikum.
Okay... Pernah tak baca entry Sha yang bertajuk Smokair? Kalau belum, sila klik ini http://hikayaterror.blogspot.com/2012/07/smokair.html
Actually, ramai juga kengkawan yang cakap entry ni boleh tahan (hahaha!perasan minah ni!) dan kalau perasan lah, kat bawah tu Sha tulis bersambung. Dan sha dalam dilemma nak sambungkan dengan apa. Memang peristiwa dah sha rancang baik-baik ada dalam otak, tapi kalau nak menterjemahkan tu, sebenarnya satu hal juga tau.. Nak kasi letak ayat power dan sebagainya.
Okay, as you all know.. Hari ni merupakan first day cuti sekolah akhir tahun yang hampir sebulan.

Cuti sekolah kali ni sha tak rancang apaper pun. cuma nak duduk rumah tok. Nak teman tok pergi kedai. Nak tngok tok siang ayam (kalau orang bandar sah tatau. Siang ni sejenis cara untuk memisahkan ayam dengan bulu-bulunya. Eh? Apaper jelah) Nak jalan-jalan pi pantai, tengok tok jahit baju tok, tengok katalog tok. Petik mempelam tok yang awesome! Dan sebagainya, Heh. Tok sha ni klasik sikit, tapi coolio gila! Yeah

Dan, mengupdate blog merupakan salah satu kerja Sha sebab Sha kan suka menulis, cerpen, diary dan segala bagainya.

Harinii.. Sat gi nak pi walimatulurus Alyssa which is cousin Sha yang lost 17 tahun lepas.*macam drama pulak tapi nilah kenyataan hidup. kan kan*(cakap sorang la kau, Sha) Actually, yang ni lah, mak cakap suruh Sha and Ela jadi pengiring pengantin. Tapi.. Pad


Sambungan~
10.55 a.m. Ahad
Sekarang ni tengah lepak lepak. Yati tengah tengok Condor Hero, Ayah tidur kat sofa, abang and mak teman tok pi kedai dan abang sorang lagi tidur. Ela pergi kelas mengaji. Yah (Aqilah) baru balik SMA Al-maarif pagi tadi. Ada kelas katanya. SPM lohhhh. berasap lagi kepala dia. Umm, pagi esok abang balik BMI. Hujung minggu nanti Yati balik UPM. dan abang Sha sorang lagi tu macam nak pi interviu je gaya.

How's yesterday?

Yeah.. Me, tok and Ela, Mum pi IM 15/39 kenduri my cousin. Selepas hampir sejam sesat di tengah-tengah Bandar IM Baru, barulah sampai.. Si Abah Lysa which is adik mak dah balik dah katanya. Masa sampai tu, susana dah lengang. Cuma sanak saudara duk posing dengan pengantin. Dan adalah dua tiga empat kerat kawan-kawan kak Lysa. Seriously, i've no idea how does Kak Lysa makes friends.. Hampir semuar rambut kawan-kawan dia yang blond. Yang lelaki tak kurangnya. Rambut macam minah saleh blondnya, nak jadi mak salleh eh? Tapi kulit you tu gelap sangat. fail tau dak? secebis takda rupa. Eleh sha, kau apa kurang nya gelap? Eh Sha gelap? mana ada... kulit sha ni sunburn lah.. tengoklah buka sekolah nanti, (selepas terperap dalam rumah hampir dua bulan) mesti bercahaya balik.. Chewwah.. bercahaya, Sha? you ingat you ni Nabi Mmuhammad SAW ke nak bercahaya segala bagai?

Tengah makan tu, Firdaus duduk sebelah Sha, borak-borak dengan kitorang.. tanya tu ni.. Pastu dia tanya Sha.. "Encik Mahadi mana?" Eh, ingat pulak bos awak? "Ayah saya balik kampung.. anak saudara dia kahwin." dua pupu sha lah tu.. yang anak Mek Lah.. kahwin dengan Dayang budak Sarawak.. Adik Kak Nor kawan sepejabat mak.. merangkap adik Zunaidi, ex cikgu Yati. Borak, Lysa pun datang.. cantik bangat baju dia.. nak pakai rasa. Tapi sekali dia pusing belakang, hamboih, spagetti strap nampak tuh! Takpalh, insyaAllah akan sha solat hajat banyak-banyak.. mohon diberikan sinar dan hidayah Islam dalam diri dia.. Takpun suruh ayah nasihat Firdaus tu.. Ayah kan bos firdaus, berani ke Fir nak bantah? Chewwah. Tu lelaki dia, sha, Isteri tanggungan dia. Abang suruh sha cekau mana-mana buku kat cupboard ayah (yang ada unsur Islamiah) balut, bagi dia satgi.. Ah, yeah, satgi kitorang nak pi kenduri kahwin belah keluarga Firdaus pulak.. Mesti ramai budak pejabat ayah datang. Semalam tok bagi hadiah cawan.. Bapaklah besar and berat Sha nak angkat. Pastu tok cakap, lain kali kalau dia datang rumah, tok nak bagi 1 set pingan mangkuk tok.. Sha pun belek sikit.. adalah lah kot dekat RM300.. Tok, kalau Sha kahwin, tok bagi almari pinggan mangkuk sekali dengan 'benda-benda' dalamnya boleh? Haha.

Adik~

Rabu lepas, surat penempatan ke sekolah menengah Ela dah dapat. Guess what?! Dia dapat SMK Beserah. Maunya tak terkejut Sha. And, bukan Sha sorang je yan terkejut tau. Yati, Yah, Abang and mak pun terkejut. (Yati and abang baru tau semalam masa ambil diorang). Mana tak terkejutnya.. Sejak zaman bila pulak budak-budak Kong Min yang melayu, perempuan dapat sekolah penempatan ke SMK Beserah. Sebelum ni sha and yati dapat sekolah SMK TG Afzan jeh. Tappi mengada nak tukar SMKB. Nak jadi anak buah zunaidi. kononya.. konon. Dan Yah siap-siap keluarkan usul nak minta SMA AL Maarif untuk Ela.. Lipat maut adik sha pandang. Tapi yelah, adik nk ambil Bahasa Arab.. boleh lah dia kecek 4 bahasa.. SMKTA pun ada tapi kan.. SMA Al Maarif sounds good.. Tapi boleh tahan ke adik Sha tu? haihhh.. Apaper jelah.

Satgi whole family pi Panching but I'll go Galing Kem for kenduri Kahwin Kak Syiqin!

p/s: Doakan result PMR Sha cemerlang dengan straight A's. Ameen. Dengan izin Allah.
Dan, kalau Sha ada buat salah apaper, hantar chat kat FB. Sha akan call you and minta maaf. Sha risau susah kat padang Mahsyar kelak sebab buat salah kat orang. Arigato kozaimas! olalala
Kawan-kawan sha suruh masukkan gambar dalam blog sha. SO GET FEADY FOR TRANSFORMERS!

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Review- Violent Eyes Temporary Eye Appliques (stick-on eyeliner!)


You may remember some time back I tried out Violent Lips transfers which were good fun indeed. Now the brand has launched something that may be even more exiting- Violent Eyes. These glittery temporary transfers allow you to create the ever-popular winged liner eyes without messing around without liquid eyeliners or pencils.

Cat Eye style make-up was everywhere for AW12, from feline flicks at Lanvin to graphic precise designs at Mary Katrantzou so there is no better time to try out the look. Dior launched something similar awhile back, but at £25 a pop it was a little too pricey for experimentation. Violent Eyes come in at £6 for 8 which is far more realistic for normal folk. I tried them out the other evening, here's how I got on:


Every pack contains 8 pairs of varying thickness, from subtle neat flicks to statement Amy Winehouse style designs. You begin by popping out your chosen pair...


Ah here you see I had experienced a few errors, it was only as I attempted applying for the 3rd time (yikes) that I realised there are 8 pairs! Hence, you pop out one eyeliner, and it unfolds to reveal one for each eye. This is not too clear in the instructions so be aware!

Once I finally understood what was going on, I continued by measuring the transfer against my eye and trimming off the excess for a perfect fit.


You then peel off the film and press against the eye. Holding it in position you need to wet the back until the paper peels off to reveal the transfer. This bit was easier than I expected, and the results are great!




Apologies for the bad lighting, taking blog photos in winter is quite the challenge, but hopefully the results are visible. They look really good! They lasted the evening and peeled off obediently at the end of the night with no hassle at all.

Violent Eyes are available in many glittery shades purple, blue, gold, even rainbow which gives plenty of choice. I would love it if they did plain true black, but I suppose they are designed for partywear more than the every day.  I will definitely be using up my set, 8 wears for £6 is very reasonable indeed! They are a little fiddly, but anyone could apply them with patience. I've complied some top tips:

1. Give yourself plenty of time. Trying to rush to leave the house will almost guarantee something going wrong.

2. There are 2 pairs back to back in every liner you press from the sheet!!!!!

3. Take care trimming to the correct size, or they won't sit well

4. Also be careful when positioning the transfer on the eye to get a symmetrical and even look

Available at Harvey Nichols

Aie's Story

Matanya tekun menghadap skrin Pavilion g4. Earpiece sedang menjerit Teman Penganti -Black & Malique. Ehhh... Tak boleh lah aku dengar lagu cam ni.. menyesakkan otak fikiran aku aje. Laju jarinya menekan punat to the next song.

"Knok knok"
"Ye, nape?" Tanpa memandang ke arah pintu Aie menjawab.
Kak Aieeeee..." Aduh suara adikku yang manja ni merengek dua tiga empat harakat ni mesti nak suruh orang buat benda untuk dia.
"Nak apa, budak?"
"Kek batik hujung minggu ni okay?"
Tersentap.Tanpa sedar, jarinya menekan pelipis. Lala dah bentangkan surat khabar di depan mata. Resipi membuat Kek Batik. Nape tersentap, Aie? Tak reti buat ke? Maunya tak reti.. selama ni dah berapa puluh kali buat kek batik. Dan budak ni tunjuk resipi gaya macam aku tak reti je. Tapi... nape kau terdiam, Aie?
"Balance coklat masakan yang buat biskut minggu lepas ada lagi, kan? Cukup dah kut.. Milo nanti Lala suruh ma top up lagi. Alang-alang buat kek batik, kita buat dadih jagung nak? Powder dia ada dekat separuh lagi kan? Mengidam tahap petala kelapan dah Lala tau," bebel si Lala. Tapi Aie still diam.

Apekehal kakak aku ni dia macam kena sampuk je ni? Eeee takut aku. "Aie!"

Tersentak.

"Akak ada hal hujung minggu ni."
"Hal? Akak keluar ke?" sebelah kening Lala naik seinci.
"Dak.. Nanti tolong akak, tau. Akak nak pindah,"
"Ha?! Pindah rumah?" dua-dua keningnya terangkat.
"Ish budak ni..." kepala adiknya diluku perlahan, "akak nak pindah bilik lah, budak." toya habis selamba dia menuturkan. Ada ke patut pindah rumah? I'm fifteen I don't think any of my age's girls have their own house. Kut ya pun, takkan lah aku nak pergi pindah ke rumah ayah kat IM tu kut. Logik lah sikit. Heh.

"Cheh. Buat suspen macam apa je..Alaa akak boleh lah.. Lala tolong nanti. Janji!" tangannya diletakkan di tepi kepala gaya macam angkat sumpah. Tak pun gaya bagi tabik time kawad depan Sarjan. Luar alam betul budak ni. Tapi Aie.... Nape, Aie? Bukan kau suka ke buat kek batik dulu? Suka sangat... Tapi kalau buat kek batik tu, mesti teringat kat.. OKAY. Otak bagi warning siap colour merah lagi. Aku taknak ingat. "Akak tolong buat dadih je. Bila-bila Yah balik nanti suruh lah dia buat. Dia kan terror bab-bab buat benda macam ni." Noktah.

Planner 2011 dibuka. Penuh dengan contengan marker-karyon-pensel-hinglighter-pen-watercolour. Memanglah. Tahun yang paling warna -warni sepanjang aku hidup 16 tahun. Dan, dalam warna-warni tu, terselit juga kisah gelap. Silam. Yang menyakitkan. Betullah kata orang..

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out us from joy.

Heh. Betullah. Nak elakkan diri daripada terluka, memang patut pun kena cegah awal-awal. Tapi cegah awal-awal.. alamatnya, takda jugalah kegembiraan. Lipatan sila di atas kerusi dikemaskan. Tanpa sedar Aie mengusap kedua belah tapak tangan ke pipi. Lalu menghembuskan nafas ke telapak tangan. Cheh! macam duduk kat oversea musim winter jeh gayanya. Tapi sungguh.. Sejuk! Ditambah pula otak berselirat fikir masalah negara yang memenatkan saraf-saraf otak untuk berfikir... Aku nilah.. bab-bab bercinta ni memang fail.. Dan tak pandai nak layan perkara-perkara bercinta semua ni. Dan apabila ada orang yang begitu semangat luahkan kata cinta.. Maaflah, simpan jelah ayat jiwang, romeo anda itu.. Aie si anak Mahadi takkan cair dengan kata-kata pitis anda tu.. Pasai Aie ni dah jatuh hati! Siapa gerangannya? Siapa, Aie? Heam, mimpi siang lah Aie. Doa banyak-banyak jelah. Doa dia hantar rombongan merisik jelah. Pasai dia kenal Aie pun tak!